Meme stealing license jokes

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

I invented a new word today.

Plagiarism.

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.