Meme stealing license jokes

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

I invented a new word today.

Plagiarism.

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

To the guy who stole my depression medication,

I hope you're happy.