Meme stealing license jokes

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

I invented a new word today.

Plagiarism.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.