A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says "A beer please! and one for the road!"
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt
Why did suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy .
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What do you call a knight that has one a arm? A first battle night. What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say "You don't have have enough badges to train me"
What did Stephen Hawkings get for his BDay, Chocolate arm.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when are arms get tired we just use our legs?
Max heart and his gay cousin nickals amoto say i back out a fight when he said let's fight then last minute he said he don't want to then says i chickened out i ready to fight but his gut swolled his arms he actually looks like humpty dumpty but just wanted to say he backed out + max and nickals are both gay with each other
Why did the kid fall off the swing- he had no arms
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired they can keep going with their feet?
What do you call a person with one arm one leg one eye and one ear ONESY “Hey dad how do you kill a star?” -give them drugs
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his christmas present ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. the ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?She had no arms remember.
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."
A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”
