What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run ??
Stephen hawkings
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
Arms
Why was Sally sad? Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What did one arm say to the other? What is your address
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
A mom says to her son: "Hey can you wave to that deaf kid over there" The son: "I don't know, can I?" The mom: "May you?" The son: "No I don't have any arms!"
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!" Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?" " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs." "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt
Why did suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy .
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What do you call a knight that has one a arm? A first battle night. What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say "You don't have have enough badges to train me"
What did Stephen Hawkings get for his BDay, Chocolate arm.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when are arms get tired we just use our legs?
