Arms jokes
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.