Ares jokes
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Memes
Rocks :
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Most pakis are disabled.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Who's an orphan?
You are.