Ares jokes
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Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
But it's true (i made this meme)
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
All of the jokes are just abuse.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
Hi, how are you today?
Girls are whores.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!