Ares jokes
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Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Girls are whores.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.