Ares jokes

Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.

Hi, how are you today?

Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.

What did the ankle say to the doorman?

You are a nonsense.

A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.

The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"

The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.

I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.

"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"

Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.

Orphan: Mine are never.

Like if you are emo.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.

Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!

Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

God, I love working at an orphanage!

I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.

I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.