Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Like if you are emo.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!