Ares jokes
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?