Ares jokes
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Jokes are rather funny.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Hi, how are you doing today?
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.