Ares jokes
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀