Ares jokes
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.