Ares jokes
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Gwen, are you there?