Ares jokes
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
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What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
You are all going to be pun-ished!
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?