Ares jokes
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Three men die at the same time and go to Heaven. St. Peter says to them, "It's going to be a long journey to heaven, so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives."
"We'll start with you, Michael. Since you were quite the womanizer and cheated on your wife multiple times, you will be getting a Toyota." The man, embarrassed, left in the Toyota.
"Nolan, you were better; you cheated on your wife twice, so I will give you a Mercedes. Now, as for you, Mark, you never cheated on your wife; you are an absolute saint, so I will be giving you a Lamborghini."
The man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car, and he asked the man in the Lamborghini, "What the hell is going on?"
The man in the Lamborghini says, "I just saw my wife riding through the streets of Heaven on roller skates!"
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.