Ares jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?