Ares jokes
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.