Ares jokes
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10