Ares jokes
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".