Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?