Ares jokes
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.