Ares jokes
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Games are fun.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!