Ares jokes

Threesome

    • I encountered a milf at a bar last night. Although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy.

    We were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time.

    Then, she asked me flirtatiously,

    "Have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?"

    I said, "Nope, not yet."

    She drank a little more, and said, "Well, darling, tonight is your lucky night."

    So she took me to her place.

    She took out her keys, opens her door, turns on the light, and she yells towards upstairs,

    "Mom, are you still awake?"

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    • Kid

    • So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

    So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

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    • Insult

    • 1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

    2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

    3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

    Bee

    • Bee Jokes:

    "Hello."

    "Oh, hello, Buzzy!"

    "Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"

    "Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)

    "It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"

    "Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)

    "Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"

    "No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)

    "Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."

    "Fan?"

    "Yes, your worst fan!"

    "No! Fan!"

    "What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"

    "Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)

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    • Costume

    • Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

    Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

    Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

    Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

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    • Orphan

    • I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

    Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.