Ares jokes
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.