Ares jokes
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?