Ares jokes
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.