Ares jokes
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.