Ares jokes
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
All these jokes are all plane.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
You are emo.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?