Ares jokes
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.