Ares jokes

Ball

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Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Suicide

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It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.

Depression

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I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.

I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.

Depression

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Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

Mama

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Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Painkiller

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There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

Mom

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You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Insult

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My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.

Dwarf

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Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?

Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁

Grandpa

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"