Ares jokes
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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