What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Madden Whiffen, a curious soul, With an appetite beyond control, A bottomless pit, never satisfied, Ingesting all that's placed beside.
From dawn till dusk, he feasts his way, Devouring meals without delay, With gusto he consumes, without restrain, Every morsel, every crumb, he'll obtain.
No dish too large, no portion too small, His hunger insatiable, devouring it all, From succulent meats to delicate greens, He relishes the flavors, savoring each scene.
A culinary adventure, forever he embarks, Sampling cuisines from all walks and arcs, From street food to gourmet, he seeks it all, His palate an explorer, on a constant sprawl.
He savors the spices, the textures, the taste, In a gastronomic journey, no time to waste, For Madden Whiffen, the food is his muse, A symphony of flavors, he'll never refuse.
But caution, dear friends, in this feeding spree, For gluttony can lead to a troublesome plea, Madden Whiffen, beware the consequences, For overindulgence brings no recompenses.
In the realm of cuisine, he reigns supreme, A legend of eating, a man of extreme, Madden Whiffen, the one who eats it all, In his gastronomic pursuit, he stands tall.
So let us marvel at his voracious might, As he devours dishes, day and night, For in Madden Whiffen, we witness the feat, A man who eats everything, a culinary elite.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"
How to stop bullying?
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
