Appetite jokes
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
I'm hungry.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Did you hear about the tomato and the lettuce race?
Well, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Madden Whiffen, a curious soul, With an appetite beyond control, A bottomless pit, never satisfied, Ingesting all that's placed beside.
From dawn till dusk, he feasts his way, Devouring meals without delay, With gusto he consumes, without restrain, Every morsel, every crumb, he'll obtain.
No dish too large, no portion too small, His hunger insatiable, devouring it all, From succulent meats to delicate greens, He relishes the flavors, savoring each scene.
A culinary adventure, forever he embarks, Sampling cuisines from all walks and arcs, From street food to gourmet, he seeks it all, His palate an explorer, on a constant sprawl.
He savors the spices, the textures, the taste, In a gastronomic journey, no time to waste, For Madden Whiffen, the food is his muse, A symphony of flavors, he'll never refuse.
But caution, dear friends, in this feeding spree, For gluttony can lead to a troublesome plea, Madden Whiffen, beware the consequences, For overindulgence brings no recompenses.
In the realm of cuisine, he reigns supreme, A legend of eating, a man of extreme, Madden Whiffen, the one who eats it all, In his gastronomic pursuit, he stands tall.
So let us marvel at his voracious might, As he devours dishes, day and night, For in Madden Whiffen, we witness the feat, A man who eats everything, a culinary elite.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.