Appetite jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
Community talk
hungry
Guys my puppy feels a lot better, but she isn’t eating cause of the meds but she’ll feel better in a few days
Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.
This so-called 'kin… Read more