Appearance jokes
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?