Appearance jokes

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!