Appearance jokes
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
That one
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!