Appearance jokes
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Memes
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.