Appearance jokes

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.

My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3

Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.

Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?

It’s their funny face.

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.

We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.