Appearance jokes

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.