Appearance jokes

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.

You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.

I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?

Ugly.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

You are so ugly my man died.

The more they smile, the less they see.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.