Appearance jokes
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.