Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!

Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.