Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Appearance Jokes
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
