Appearance jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!