Appearance jokes
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.