Appearance jokes
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.