Appearance jokes

Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.

Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!