Appearance jokes
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Memes
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Sydney Drake is hot. βπ€π₯Ίπ©
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.