Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
