Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!

Me: Are you an alien?

Friend: No.

Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!