Appearance jokes
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Your mum's foreheads.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Memes
lol i am ugly
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Shut your transparent hairline up.