Appearance jokes
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Hot water look a**.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.