Appearance jokes

Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.

Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.