Appearance jokes
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Your mum's foreheads.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.