Appearance jokes

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.

What do you call a fat motivational speaker?

Four chin teller.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.