Appearance jokes

Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.

Ur face.

Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.

Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?

Your next door grumpy old neighbor.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"

You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.