Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.