Appearance jokes
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮