Appearance jokes
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.