Appearance jokes

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.