Appearance jokes

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!