Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Appearance Jokes
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
