Appearance

Appearance jokes

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.