Appearance jokes

You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.