Appearance

Appearance jokes

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!