Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Roses are Red Violets are blue I thought shrek was ugly, until I saw you
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
