Appearance jokes

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Your leg is straighter than James Charles.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.