Appearance jokes
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Hot man is sexy.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”