Appearance jokes

What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?

You are so butty-ful!

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.

My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3

My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

"You is so black your mama fainted."

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.

Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.

Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.

Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.