Appearance jokes
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:
"Hello, please divert to 5° East to avoid collision. Thank you."
The commander starts answering:
"No, you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!"
"Sorry, sir, you are the one who should divert to 5° East! Over!"
"Listen to me, you asshole! We are the USS Washington, and we have an entire fleet at our disposal, and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!"
After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again:
"In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?