100+ Best Apology Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

Mouth

TheRiotHouse · 8 years ago

Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.

Funeral

Logan Paul · 8 years ago

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

Canada

UK · 9 months ago

A video clip titled "Violence in Canada (Graphic) (18+)" showing a pedestrian accidentally bumping into a person carrying a skateboard in a public square. Instead of a conflict, both individuals immediately stop and politely acknowledge each other with what looks like an apology before walking away.

Sky

Anonymous · 5 years ago

You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Police Officer

Queerly Clear · 8 years ago

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

End

griff · 4 years ago

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

Bottom

Wade · 2 years ago

Words I live by

The image shows the comic book character Deadpool in a red and black suit with two swords on his back. The background is a red and white pattern. Above and below Deadpool are two text fields. The first says, "IF I'VE EVER OFFENDED YOU, JUST KNOW, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, I'M SORRY." The second says, "THAT YOU'RE OVERLY SENSITIVE."

Toy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A child's worksheet with a drawing of two characters. The one on the left is yelling, 'You broke my toy!' Red laser beams are coming from their eyes, while 'pee' and 'fart' are labeled next to their legs. The character on the right has laser beams coming from their eyes as well and says 'Homander, F*** I want' in their speech bubble. The worksheet is titled 'Making Up' by Aiden.

Opinion

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows three panels of Winnie the Pooh. The first panel shows a regular Winnie the Pooh with the text "WHO ASKED" next to him. The second panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit with the text "I AM SORRY, BUT I COULDN'T FIND WHO WANTED THIS OPINION." next to him. The third panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a suit, monocle, and mustache with the text "I APOLOGIZE, KIND SIRE, BUT THE PERSON WHO WANTED TO KNOW THIS OPINION COULD NOT BE FOUND ANYWHERE NEAR OUR LOCATION AND IT'S UNLIKELY WE WILL EVER SEE HIM." next to him.

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Anonymous · 2 years ago

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Kitten

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

An orange kitten is licking a person's knee. There are some minor scratches on the knee. The text "Tiny apology" is above the kitten.

Accident

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

Selfie

LiZzY_09 · 3 years ago

This pic is from snapchat, and I also uploaded it on google lol

A selfie of a young woman with blonde hair and blue eyes. She is wearing a blue and white checkered shirt. The image has the text "Didn't mean to scare y'all, ❤️❤️❤️" at the bottom.

Daughter

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The meme shows a conversation where a father confronts someone for taking his daughter's virginity. The person apologizes and then the image says "Virginity restored."

Raccoon

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A raccoon is looking at the camera with the text "Sorry for being annoying. It absolutely will happen again."

Pug

mariotime · 3 years ago

what the dawg doing

A pug sits on a toilet seat. Text overlay says, "Sorry, I pugged the toilet."

Grammar

Thoughtless · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a social media conversation. The first message is from dion-thesocialist, who apologizes for correcting people's grammar. The second message is from rakshar, who forgives them. The last message is from dion-thesocialist, who thanks rakshar for being sweet.

Insult

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a YouTube comment thread. The user Ricardo Pineda asks how to make the audio his ringtone. The user Joaquin Amaya replies with an insult: "Dumb nigga." Ricardo Pineda then retaliates by posting geographic coordinates: "@Joaquin Amaya 38.8977° N, 77.0365° W this you??" Joaquin Amaya immediately apologizes: "@Ricardo Pineda I'm sorry."

Resume

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A two-panel comic shows a job interview. In the first panel, a bald interviewer with a blue tie says, "So, I came across your resume," holding a paper. The second panel shows the interviewer holding the same paper with a scribbled drawing on it, saying, "I do apologise."

Community talk

$Mfs$

hello kitty ich wollte dirnur sagen das es mir leid tut kitty i'm sorry ich hätte es nicht machen sollen es war dumm von mir Sorry

Vulnerable Munia

@uk sorry about the delay

Bree_:3

For my friends on the discord group chat, or just people I speak to in DMs, I will NOT be home until around 8pm for my time, therefore. I apologize if I miss any important messages or such. Thank you for your patience and understanding.