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Hair

410 · 3 years ago
    • A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."
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    • Camera

    Daddy dick · 3 years ago

    • Your not actually cute so shhhhh

    A close up image of a raccoon with a soft, blurred background. The text reads, "When you accidentally turn on the front facing camera but it's okay because you're cute."
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    • Depression

    Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    • A tweet screenshot with text reading "how it feels to fight your depression by listening to your favourite song". The attached image is a surreal painting of a hippo standing in a pond. A raccoon on the hippo's back is lighting its flatulence with a sparkler, resulting in a large plume of fire. A capybara is using the fire to bake pastries on a wooden peel. In the background, upright-standing cows are being milked by other small animals, with the milk spraying towards the fire.
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    • Room

    Anonymous · 2 years ago

    • Real tho

    A blurry image of a raccoon on a road at night with the text: "Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second."
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    • Body

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A raccoon is lifting a barbell in a home gym. The text on the image says, "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."
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    • Man

    Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago
    • A raccoon standing upright on its hind legs. Red arrows point to its fur and legs with the labels "Featherless" and "Biped". At the bottom, a large caption in red and black text reads "THIS IS A MAN".
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    • Apology

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
    • A raccoon is looking at the camera with the text "Sorry for being annoying. It absolutely will happen again."
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    • self-care

    Blake · 11 months ago

    • self care for drunk driving

    A highway sign shows two diverging paths. The straight path is labeled 'Making responsible life choices'. The right turn is labeled 'Starting a raccoon cult and declaring war on the moon'. Below the sign, a blue car is shown drifting aggressively to the right on a curved road, kicking up smoke. Text at the bottom reads: 'Me proudly calling it 'self-care''. The image includes the text 'imgflip.com' in the bottom left corner.
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    • Ring

    Goofy Goober · 4 years ago

    • What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?

    Its rings!

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