Reconciliation jokes
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.
The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."
Lol
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Community talk
Hello, fellow humans. For those who don't know me, I don't know you either. But for those who do, I'm here to apologize. Mainly to May, Cosmo (I think), and whoever else was involved with the last time I was on this app or Bitrix. The things I did were pretty messed up and probably unforgivable. But I come back to ask for said forgiveness, and I just wanna be friends with you all again. It's understandable if not, and I will stop trying to contact any of you if that's what you wish. And with that, I need some1 to play Minecraft with me :(
Sorry for kinda fucking up the whole site even though i already said it, anyways good to see everyone and i don’t really go on here anymore cuz i kinda like have shit to do, i’m in basically rehab and im not dealing with shitty people anymore. i’m in a band now, i don’t smoke anymore and overall my life is pretty good. kayla, if you’re reading this im sorry for being a bitch to you. and cosmo, if you’re reading this i hope our political differences don’t get in the way. anyways as jake always says, stay fresh cheese bags :)
Hey everyone!! I have a small announcement for those who care. Jaeden and I are giving eachother another chance. BUT hear me out on this. I know last time some things happend, but I'm going to be honest. You all got a one-sided story. I was looking for the bad because I thought all that was gonna happen was me getting hurt. That's what I do, I keep looking for only the bad. Remember, at the beginning, when he made … Read more