Reconciliation jokes
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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Sorry for kinda fucking up the whole site even though i already said it, anyways good to see everyone and i don’t really go on here anymore cuz i kinda like have shit to do, i’m in basically rehab and im not dealing with shitty people anymore. i’m in a band now, i don’t smoke anymore and overall my life is pretty good. kayla, if you’re reading this im sorry for being a bitch to you. and cosmo, if you’re reading this i hope our political differences don’t get in the way. anyways as jake always says, stay fresh cheese bags :)
Hey everyone!! I have a small announcement for those who care. Jaeden and I are giving eachother another chance. BUT hear me out on this. I know last time some things happend, but I'm going to be honest. You all got a one-sided story. I was looking for the bad because I thought all that was gonna happen was me getting hurt. That's what I do, I keep looking for only the bad. Remember, at the beginning, when he made … Read more
emily and amy and flappy ur back i missed yall can we truce btw