Reconciliation jokes
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
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Hello, fellow humans. For those who don't know me, I don't know you either. But for those who do, I'm here to apologize. Mainly to May, Cosmo (I think), and whoever else was involved with the last time I was on this app or Bitrix. The things I did were pretty messed up and probably unforgivable. But I come back to ask for said forgiveness, and I just wanna be friends with you all again. It's understandable if not, and I will stop trying to contact any of you if that's what you wish. And with that, I need some1 to play Minecraft with me :(
Sorry for kinda fucking up the whole site even though i already said it, anyways good to see everyone and i don’t really go on here anymore cuz i kinda like have shit to do, i’m in basically rehab and im not dealing with shitty people anymore. i’m in a band now, i don’t smoke anymore and overall my life is pretty good. kayla, if you’re reading this im sorry for being a bitch to you. and cosmo, if you’re reading this i hope our political differences don’t get in the way. anyways as jake always says, stay fresh cheese bags :)
Hey everyone!! I have a small announcement for those who care. Jaeden and I are giving eachother another chance. BUT hear me out on this. I know last time some things happend, but I'm going to be honest. You all got a one-sided story. I was looking for the bad because I thought all that was gonna happen was me getting hurt. That's what I do, I keep looking for only the bad. Remember, at the beginning, when he made … Read more