Anti-jokes

Anti-Jokes

Cake

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get fat.

What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

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  • Orphan

    What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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  • Sally

    Why did little sally fall off the swings?

    Because she had no arms.

    What did sally get for Christmas?

    Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.

    Cow

    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    It's still called a "cow."

    Earth

    What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?

    The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.

    Emoji

    My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

    I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

    She said, "Why?"

    I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

    Guy

    Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?

    Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."