ANS jokes
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"