ANS jokes

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?

What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.

What's an alien's favorite computer key?

The space bar!

What is an orphan's favorite show?

Batman.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What is an orphan's family reunion called?

Me time.

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?

They are both nowhere to be found.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples are actually picked.

Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?

Answer: A family photo.

If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?

The brakes, you sick bastard.

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

One gets picked.