ANS jokes
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
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Who's an orphan?
You are.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.