ANS jokes
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
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Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.