ANS jokes
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Memes
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.