ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Memes
Who's an orphan?
You are.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.