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An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Memes
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
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All-star gay mix
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Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
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