ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.