ANS jokes
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.