ANS jokes
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.