ANS jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).