ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Uhuh
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
When an African has a twin, your me??
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.