ANS jokes
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Orphans are lonely.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.