ANS jokes
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.