ANS jokes
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Memes
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You can't give an orphan homework.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.