ANS jokes
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Epstein was an Israeli Mossad agent
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
You can't give an orphan homework.