ANS jokes
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Epstein was an Israeli Mossad agent
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.