ANS jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find their way home.

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.

What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

What is an orphan and an apple?

They get picked.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?

Because they have no home button.

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?

Dodge the coat hanger!

What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?

Dodge the coat hanger.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?

Family photo.

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!