ANS jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
The TRICKSTER
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You can't give an orphan homework.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.