ANS jokes
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
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What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.