ANS jokes
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A possessed boi or math?
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."