ANS jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.