ANS jokes
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
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All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(