ANS jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
An autistic kid.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Memes
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.