ANS jokes
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
You're an alcoholic!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.