ANS jokes
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.