ANS jokes
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.