ANS jokes
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.