ANS jokes
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."