ANS jokes
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
I'm gay and an orphan.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.