ANS jokes
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)