ANS jokes
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."