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What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?