ANS jokes
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.