ANS jokes
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Memes
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
I'm gay and an orphan.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.