ANS jokes
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.