ANS jokes
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!