ANS jokes
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
Memes
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."