ANS jokes
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Memes
Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
I meant to say, whatās an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.