ANS jokes
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
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Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.