ANS jokes
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.